Who’s Your Perfect Star Wars Partner in Self-Isolation

Quarantine is much easier to handle if you actually like the person you’ve locked yourself with. Answer the questions to find out which Star Wars character would suit you to be isolated together.

Created by Alexey Shunaev ・ May 4, 2020

Whom do you find less annoying?

Should your isolation partner be eco-conscious?

Should your isolation partner stay fit?

How would you estimate your own mental health in the lockdown?

What’s about your meal plan?

Do you sleep well?

Would you rent a dog for walking?

What’s about masks?

And the last question is, what’s your major concern now?

Your self-isolation partner is Jar Jar Binks

Yes, the one who’s sometimes believed to be the secret head of all the Siths is a covidiot. He doesn’t care about quarantine and he’s eager to visit his friends, though nobody invites him to their places. Excess energy made him grab his bike and join a delivery service. Jar Jar is taking care of both of the environment and society, but it is not a conscientious choice, rather a coincidence.

At the same time Binks has joined the water resources restoring movement and has been donating to an ocean recovery project. His actions sometimes seem weird but his energy has already helped him to take over the local delivery market.

Isolate with Darth Vader!

Having locked himself at home, Vader has finally taken his mask off to start a podcast “You’re My Shining Death Star”. It turned out to be a debate platform with Jedi on the Canon of the Universe, individual protective equipment, and dry cough. Lord Vader is in the high-risk group, that’s why he treats his own health with full responsibility. When not recording or editing his podcasts, Dart Vader is developing a startup trying to find the perfect organic sanitizer formula.

Your perfect isolation partner is Chewbacca

All the friends of Chewie’s were really worried about him with all that hair. But he’s not spreading the virus, so he can touch his face as much as he wants, moreover he’s the best companion to take a walk with. And look, Chewbacca needs almost nothing, he can’t even fit a mask properly over his lustrous facial hair. He doesn’t wear clothes, he’s armed with a crossbow — Zero-carbone footprint — that’s our Chewie!

You would feel comfortable isolated with Leia Organa

Since she has to stay home, the princess decided to fully focus on her Instagram account. In only two weeks she’s become an influencer in hairstyling and crossfit, her posts being brought to the recommended among the target audience. It is most likely that by the end of the quarantine she’ll be running for the Person of the year. But she’s been active in the fields far beyond her t hair and sports interests! Leia is the face of the modern eco-progress, initiating online rallies in Google Maps and starring as a fierce Jedi debate partner in Lord Vader’s podcast “You’re My Shining Death Star”.

Yoda to go through the isolation will help

While everybody’s staying home, the Grand Master is consulting online. He’s also started a blog on YouTube to share his copyright sets of exercises. To tell you the truth, Yoda hasn’t really noticed the isolation in his everyday life as his daily routine hasn’t changed much. Maybe his Grandma’s habits have become a bit more obvious here and there: he’s baking a lot and practicing Vasantha yoga.

You should self-isolate with C-3PO

It’s a real challenge to stay sane when you’re fluent in over six million forms of communication and can read the news about COVID-19 in all of them. Quite a bore even under the regular circumstances,C-3PO has taken hundreds of online courses, wrote thousands of posts, reposted doubtful news and low-quality videos. When cut off the internet for 2 hours, he planted all the window sills with hydroponics. Now he’s got no idea of what to do with that!