What type of tipper are you?

What is an average tip?

What is a tip for bad service?

Honestly, have you ever mentioned to your server while ordering that you will tip better if they:

What reason would make you want to leave a bad or no tip?

What is a good excuse for bad service?

Are you offended by auto gratuity?

Do you like tip guides?

What is the latest you will go to a restaurant?

Have you ever tipped in change?

You miscalculated and have just enough for the bill but not tip, what do you do?

What other service industry folks should be tipped?

Cheap Piece of Shit

Honestly, you should probably stay home or just go to fast food place. Actually, don't go to get fast food either because it is clear you generally treat service people like shit.
Change your ways or forever suffer bad karma and snot sandwiches you prick!

You Suck at Tipping

Either you don't know how to tip or you don't care. Or worse, maybe you find excuses to get out of leaving a good tip. You probably brag about always tipping but don't mention it is a paltry 10%. People are embarrassed to go out with you.

You're the Old Mom & Dad

You mean well but this isn't the 80's and a five dollar bill is just not acceptable as a real tip. Just so you now, everyone waits until you leave the table and we slip the server/bartender a $10 or $20.

Decent Tipper

You are a decent tipper and probably easy to wait on. But like vanilla ice cream, you are not memorable or special. Just, vanilla.

A Real Hero

You tip well, you understand how tough the service industry can be, and you are generally a pleasant person to serve. You are probably a regular at a few places and I bet they get excited when you come in (chances are you used to work at a bar or restaurant).

The Insane Excessive Tipper

Who hurt you? For some reason you feel the need to spend way more than you have to in order to impress a complete stranger. Really, kudos for taking care of people but this is probably not healthy and coming from some deep down desire for acceptance.